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Mesoamerican astrology is the most powerful form of astrology ever invented on our planet. With it you will be able to enhance your own specialness and exude rays of confidence and prosperity. The staff of One Reed Publications invites you to participate in an imaginary  journey to Mythical Mexico, where you have lived before.*  There you will learn of your cosmic destiny from the Elder daykeepers who will read from the sacred books from the Dawn of Time. You will return on wings of ether to your home, transformed into a wiser and more advanced being than your friends and neighbors. Mesoamerican astrology is your key to power and abundance and will make you know that  you have a gift for the world.**

* Continental breakfast provided
**  The staff of One Reed Publications is not responsible for any unconscious association between the "specialness" offered by Mesoamerican astrology and the deeply embedded primary motivation to spread one's genetic material (i.e., gift) widely and successfully.
 

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